Somebody's got a case of the Mondays. First off, I'm sick, and my morning was thus spent in a crowded, smelly doctor's office. Second, for the first time in over a week, the NYC weather is shitty. And finally, Fidel, the regular sandwich wizard at my neighborhood deli, decided to let some washed-up, moustached hack try to do his job today. The result: a disappointing, lazily-crafted turkey & swiss on a (stale) roll.
Suffice it to say I was having a lousy day.
Then, Dan Abrams (don't like him) and MSNBC made my day with this. Yes, Warren Jeffs, everyone's favorite Mormon and leader of the polygamy-practicing Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, just got him a shiny new FBI bulls-eye on his back (to match his shiny new pre-pubescent sex toy...er, wife). Mormon insiders say the shifty pervert will be "nearly impossible" to catch, citing his numerous support networks and his reputation as a meticulous master of mormon disguise. Here's to hoping he's dressed like this when they catch him; wherever he is.
According to this Waylon Jennings joint, the Feds needn't bother searching for him south of the border.
Funny, he doesn't look like a mormon/pedophile/egomaniac/geek.
Speaking of MSNBC, if you haven't seen the cable newsies' new mid-afternoon installment, The Most... don't do it. Unless you like that Cold Pizza show on espn2.
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