Winter at last. Supposed to get a bunch of snow in NYC this weekend. What is everyone doing to celebrate? I have many exciting activities lined up for the coming days, not the least of which is to build a Tony Danza snowman and melt it in effigy.
For whatever reason, I'm having a very anti-Danza week (come to think of it, I know precisely the reason: Because Tony Danza is a giant, despicable fool).
The bumbling egomaniac made the news early this week when the climate control in his studio crapped out during a taping, causing even more shit to hit the barely-revolving fan that is his career. Sounds like the building had to be evacuated after a temperature mishap caused safety sprinklers to erupt, leaving every hapless tool in the place drenched (they deserve worse for being there in the first place).
But, of course, the show must go on! The resilient journeyman -- even without his reason-people-hate-america fan base there to smile blankly at him -- proceeded to tape the show by his own damn self, using a remote control and an artificial laugh track. The result: the one and only installment of the Tony Danza Show (or whatever he calls it) that I would actually sit down and watch. I am willing to bet it is hilarious.
And remember this? I mean c'mon, how can you not hate this man?
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Q: Hey Tony, what's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your dad you're gay.
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